vaccuums suck

I didn't choose fan girl life, fan girl life chose me.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lulz-time)

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iguessillgohomen0w:

fan-trollingme:

awesomephilia:

I like to photoshop pictures of myself being in the same room multiple times [via]

are you a lonely child

no, can’t you see all her friends

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bigbigtruck:

do you realize what this means
there are at least two more

bigbigtruck:

do you realize what this means

there are at least two more

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iloveyou5forever:

SUGAR SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE

iloveyou5forever:

SUGAR SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE

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white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

laugh-addict:

People, enough dreaming about me, I need some rest.

image

 

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rev1ta:

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

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infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

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*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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forensic-dragons:

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards

(Source: thesickestjokes, via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)

finding-the-words:


smile-and-press-on:


hootowlforlife:


I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME


I SAW HIM TOO AND I WAS A WEEPING ANGEL AND HE TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BUT I DIDN’T MOVE CUZ HE WAS STARING AT ME SO HE JUST SIGHED AND WENT AROUND ME


I WAS DRESSED AS THE DOCTOR AND HE TRIED TO MOW ME OVER

finding-the-words:

smile-and-press-on:

hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”

SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

I SAW HIM TOO AND I WAS A WEEPING ANGEL AND HE TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BUT I DIDN’T MOVE CUZ HE WAS STARING AT ME SO HE JUST SIGHED AND WENT AROUND ME

I WAS DRESSED AS THE DOCTOR AND HE TRIED TO MOW ME OVER

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glamaphonic:

moniquill:

No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since.

This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family.

Not a kid who find that they have a secret lineage or something that allows them to find their ‘true family’ - this is a movie about a kid whose true birth family is made up of bad people. So she gets out. And that is played as the right thing to do. She isn’t punished for it or made to feel bad about ‘abandoning her family’. There isn’t an underlying ‘but they’re your family and you have to love them’ or ‘they’re your family and they love you even if they don’t show it well or do hurtful things’ message of the kind that I see OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER in media. Matilda gets out and lives happily ever after because of it.

We need a million more movies like this to counter the metric shit ton of movies that directly counter this message.

 #sometimes the family you start with isn’t a good one #but you can find your own #family is not absolute #blood is not absolute

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therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

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otp: looks at each other
me: SOBS VIOLENTLY